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Well someone has to clean up the mess that you crayon eaters make.🤣🤣🤣
While this is only a smidge true those ODA guys are first in Js I may know that first hand. 🤔🤔🤫🤫🤫😂🤣☠️
Thanks for the forum I know there are a few of us in here.
What the Marines will never admit to is that the Army really is the first ones in. The path finders along with SF units go in way before everyone else.
Even the 101st and 82nd go in before the Marines at times. I know we did during the invasion of Panama. and both divisions were the first units sent to Saudi during Desert Shield.
Grenada and Honduras to.
I mean if I need shit leveled I’ll call on a devil dog but if I need precision I’ll leave that to the people who are allowed to think lol. Js
Surprised Richard didnt beat yous here
Me too honestly lmao.
Back around 1993 we did a big amphibious assault onto Sardinia as part of a NATO exercise. The Marines were mad as hell since they had to help the Italians defend the island while the Army did the beach assault. We used all of the old WWII landing craft that was in storage in England. And yes they were all US Army property operated by soldiers.
And Yes the Army actually has a bigger fleet than the Navy does. The navy ships are bigger since they have to compensate or other things.
Well you know that before they allowed women to serve on ships they kept Marines aboard....
Good thing I set my coffee down before reading that
🤣🤣🤣 just how did that song go? In the Navy you can get down on your knees...🎼
Do you know why sailors wear a name tape on the back of their dungaree's? It's so the marines know what their girlfriends names are. 🤣🤣🤣
Did you know that the Marines never put up a nativity at Christmas? Come on, it's the Marines, They can't find 3 wise men nor a virgin!
Now do we have any chair force vets to pick on? or any coasties?
I’m sure there are lol
Crickets from MGB and Michele tonight. HMMMMMMMM 🤣
Y’all are killing me tonight ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Hey we gotta have fun and laugh at each other. What is family for if we can't make fun of each other.
A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman, and a Marine got into an argument about which service was The Best. The arguing became so heated, that they eventually ended up killing each other. Soon thereafter, they found themselves at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. There they met St. Peter and decided that only he was the ultimate source of truth and honesty. They asked him, St Peter, which branch of the American Armed Forces is the best.
St. Peter instantly replies, I can't answer that. But, I will ask God what he thinks the next time I see him.
Some time later the four saw St. Peter again. They reminded him of the question and asked if he was able to find the answer. Suddenly, a sparkling white dove landed on St. Peter's shoulder. In the dove's beak was a note with glistening gold dust.
St. Peter said to the four men, Your answer from the Boss... Let's see what he says. St. Peter opened the note - trumpets blared, gold dust drifted into the air, harps played crescendos and St. Peter began to read it aloud to the four young men.
TO: SOLDIERS, SEAMEN, MARINES, AND AIRMEN
SUBJECT: Which Military Service is the Best.
Gentlemen, all the Branches of the Armed Services are honorable and noble. Each of you serves your country well and with distinction. Being a member of the American Armed Forces represents a special calling warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication. Be proud of that.
GOD CPO USN (Ret.)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I guess I didn’t get the memo because he didn’t make it for record duh!!!!!
Nice little bedtime story.
An officer and an NCO are in the latrine (head for you navy types cause you can't spell them big words). The NCO washes his hands then proceeds to take a leak. The officer takes a leak and washes his hands. As he is drying his hands he says "us officers are taught to wash or hands AFTER we take a leak". The NCO replies "sir, us NCO's are taught not to pee on our hands".
Good one especially since I've seen some 2LT's (ensign for you squids) that make privates look smart.
A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to wear my hat?"
"Boy, would I!," said the little boy. He took the hat and placed it on his head and turned to admire himself in the mirror.
As he was looking in the mirror, he heard the door open and through a ray of bright light, a man entered the room. But, this was not just a man -- he was more than a man. He was an Army Tanker.
The little boy turned and went over to the soldier. As he approached him, he could see the reflection in his boots. His eyes widened as he stared up at the soldier's chest full of medals and combat ribbons. He tried to speak, but he couldn't. Finally, he took a deep breath, and managed to say, "Excuse me, Sir. Are an Army Tanker?"
The Ranger replied with a thunderous voice, "Why yes, I am!! Would you like to shine my boots?"
The little boy smiled, and said, "Oh, no sir!! I'm not a Marine. I'm just wearing his hat!"
What's the difference between the Army & the boy scouts? Boy scouts have adult leadership.
Q: What's the difference between when a military man talks dirty to a woman versus a woman talking dirty to a military man?
A: When a military man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a military man, it's $3.95 a minute.